GEOMETRY JOKES

Geometry jokes

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• I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

• What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless 

• How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.

• What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.

• Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

• What do you call more than one L? A parallel!

• Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.

• I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.

• Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°!

• What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks? A line.

• Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

• Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right.