GEOMETRY JOKES
Geometry jokes [caption id="attachment_4443" align="aligncenter" width="600"] I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something. What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry. Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet. What do you call more than one L? A parallel! Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle. I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right. Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°! What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks? A line. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point. Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right.