Math jokes

 1. Why do plants hate math?


Because it gives them square roots.


2. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? 


It’s too cubed.


3. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? 


Because she sprained her angle!!


4. Where do math teachers go on vacation? 


To Times Square!



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